Piracy? NOT. [/EDIT]

Well, I had nothing to do so i decided to look at ben's blog. Look what I've found! If only I can do a film as good as that.


below is a series of brief and funny conversations (if you get what i mean, haha)

Me: Rukku, you stay at Pasir ris right?
Rukku: No, i stay in tampines...
Me: But you got this pasir ris look.
Rukku: Tampines rocks! Got safra, -goes on elaborating other examples of what tampines have and what pasir ris doesnt- and it also got MRT!
Me: err... Pasir ris also got mrt... -.-

Me: I dont know why I see your face, like buay song(not happy) like that.
Nikki: why?
Me: I dont know.
Me: I think if i irritate you, I will feel better. -Sings umbrella-

-teacher talks in class-
Me: What is tapered pants arh?
Andrew: -stands up and folds his pants to show me how tapered pants look like-
Me: If people who got fat thighs wear not nice leh.
Andrew: Of course lah, only sexy legs like mine deserve to wear tapered pants.

Me: -talks to some korean girl-
Miss Wong: xinyi, go back to yours seat.
Me: But i need to socialise with my counterparts! -returns to seat-
Miss Wong: You can do that after class.
Me: Eh win, want to socialise with me after class?
Win: Err... cannot leh. My house on fire.

Me: Eh, dew! Why you never go for team bonding? I call your mother arh!
Dew: Cannot! My house no phone. I live in the rural area.
Me: Huh? Then how you get your scholarship?
Dew: From my village lucky draw!

Me: So where is Laos? Is it a country?
Dew: Nonono, its in Singapore
Me: Lame lah. Is it part of thailand?
Laos guy: -googles world map and shows it to me-
Dew: Okay, so I stay here. -points to bangkok-
Me: I thought you stay in a rural area?
Dew: Oh yarh. I forgot.

Ryan: Eh, male version of bitch is butch.
Me: Really? I didnt know that.
Ryan: NO LAH! -laughs- You sounded innocent.
Meiyoke: Ohhh... Xinyi... I didnt know you were innocent.
Ryan: That's why i said 'sounded'